Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Mom said you looked used
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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