He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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