So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
So much Jack, so little girl.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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