I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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