and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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