# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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