Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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