is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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