i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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