Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
My penis needs a shock collar
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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