i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
He did a backflip because drugs
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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