I am in a vortex of obligation.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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