I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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