if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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