whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I am naked and annoyed.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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