my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
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