your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
A+ Viking dick
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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