Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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