People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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