I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Your tits are I can't wait for
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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