The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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