I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
the raccoons are back...
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