my phone cant type all the emotion im having
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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