Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
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