Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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