we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
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