I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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