Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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