My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I'm bleeding and have questions
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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