I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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