I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I'm having to shit out rocks
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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