Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
