Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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