But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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