Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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