Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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