well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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