isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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