On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Be still, my beating vagina.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
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