im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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