Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Randomize
