I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I just want nice things and good sex
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
