She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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