the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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