Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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