I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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