And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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