): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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