I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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