Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
is that a dick in a sweater?
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